GPT Image 2.0 Prompt - Figure pêche surréaliste en étirement de yoga

Create a playful flat editorial vector illustration on a warm cream background. On the left side, place a surreal peach-toned human-like cartoon figure in an exaggerated impossible yoga stretch, with one very long leg lifted vertically behind the head. The body should feel soft, rounded, rubbery, and abstract, not anatomically realistic. Keep the face extremely simple: two small black dot eyes, a tiny red oval mouth, and a pale buttery yellow blob of hair across the forehead. The figure wears a muted pale teal-blue top and a deep cobalt blue shorts-like shape, both as clean matte color blocks with organic rounded edges. In the upper center, add a hot pink rectangular poster with bold dark navy text reading exactly: “Do it for the plot.” Use a heavy geometric editorial type style. Inside the poster, include large red circular shapes, one cropped at the top and another red character-like blob at the lower left with round eyes, plus a small yellow sparkle. On the right side of the composition, add a red-orange speech bubble with pale pink hand-lettered text reading exactly: “NEWS, NEWS! NEWS!” Make the lettering irregular, thick, and playful. Near the bottom center, include a small side-profile dog head with brown ears, tan face, round yellow glasses, and a yellow striped collar. Near the lower right-center, place three bright red tomatoes with green tops and small pale highlight dots. On the far lower right, add a cluster of dark navy and blue blueberries with simplified leaf-like shapes. The image should look like a contemporary digital editorial collage or magazine illustration, not a photo. Use a straight-on orthographic view, no perspective depth, no cast shadows, no realistic lighting, and no depth of field. All elements should be equally sharp, matte, and flat, with slightly imperfect hand-drawn edges. Preserve the bold color identity: cream, hot pink, red-orange, navy, peach, muted teal, cobalt blue, yellow, tomato red, and dark blueberry blue. The mood should be whimsical, cheeky, absurd, and slightly chaotic, as if the scene had already happened for the sake of the story. Keep the composition casually arranged rather than perfectly symmetrical. Avoid photorealism, realistic anatomy, 3D rendering, glossy textures, cinematic shadows, beauty portrait styling, generic corporate vector aesthetics, random replacement text, or any sexualized body emphasis.